Wizard Beard and Mustache Accessory

Description

An Awesome Side Effect

Ever wondered why wizards and sorcerers always have such long, luxuriant facial hair? It’s the magic that they’re always using! Magic doesn’t have many side effects, but one of its biggest ones is mustache and beard growth. The more magic you use, the more amazing your whiskers. It’s true. Find a wizard and ask him.

Product Details

This exclusive Wizard Beard and Mustache Accessory will magically complete your sorcerer costume! The accessory is covered in gray-white synthetic hair. It conceals your upper lip behind a thick mustache and gives you a venerable waterfall of long chin whiskers to hide your true features. It’s exactly as epic as it sounds.

Trust Me: I Have a Long Beard

By the power vested in you, thanks to your facial hair, you can do whatever you want! Send friends on long, dangerous quests, tell the land’s king that you’re now in charge of decision-making, and claim the last slice of pizza. Anything goes when you have a beard like this one, because everyone assumes that you are both wise and powerful.