Mario Childs Accessory Kit

Description

Turn your child into Mario with the addition of overalls and a red shirt, or ditch the mustache and leave em in a diaper for that Baby Mario look! Yes, thats a character that exists simultaneously with Mario in the Super Mario franchise! Is it Marios child? No, its Mario as a baby plucked from earlier in time by Bowsers evil wizard minion Kamek. Evil turtle wizard. Bowsers minions are mostly evil anthropomorphic turtles. Its a staple of Japanese folklore. No, nothing can ever be simple. Its Japanese and its a video gamewhat did you expect?

Our Mario Child Accessory Kit includes Marios signature hat, mustache and gloves. No, the gloves arent for balloon-fingered children, theyre stuffed between the lining and shell for an oversized appearance, just like everyones favorite plumber-cum-kingdom-saver. How did the Mario brothers arrange that career trajectory, and how did Mario get Luigi to agree to being called the Mario Brothers? Wait, their last name is Mario, too? That makes less sense than evil turtle wizards sending babies through time.